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May 18th, 2009
Dr PB.
Interesting name, huh? He works in the medical field and the PB relates to Reeses Peanut Butter cups. So we came up with Dr PB (thanks for the help Melissa!).
He called me "STUNNING!!". That will get my attention. Not pretty. Not cute. Not hot. STUNNING! Ahhh, shucks. Thanks.
My long black lashes are fluttering (thanks mascara!).
We seem to be a good match on email. He answers my questions. All satisfactory. I decide we need to go to the phone calls. He gives me his number on Wednesday.
I do not call him Wednesday.
He emails me Thursday. "What, no phone call?!"
I emailed back. "Nope. You will have to wait. I am a busy, stunning woman. I will call you Sunday night." Notice how I have to throw stunning around?
He says fine.
So I call him on the way to get my daughter. I have 30 minutes to spare. The phone call was fascinating! It was really educational and opened my eyes to what I should look at school wise. Go to nursing school? Hell no. I am going for a sonogram technician. This was his idea and he has no clue as to what kind of person I am but it fit. Everything connected in my head and was like ding, ding, ding. It was serendipity.
I told him I would call him later that evening.
I notice he does not ask me questions on the second phone call. I ask why. He says ... GET THIS ... he says "I don't want to pretend I am interested in you."
For reals! He said that!
{insert giggles}
He also asked me what was the dirtiest 4 letter word I could think of. I told him to just tell me the answer. "Love" he said. FOR REALS! {insert laughter} I asked him to explain and he said "think back to your first love. How did that turn out? How about your last love? How did that turn out? The things people get away with when they are in love are ridiculous." I asked what would he do if 5 months from now I said "Dr PB, I love you". His reply was "I don't think I want you to tell me that." {insert wide eyes and mouth open}
We get on the topic of our EX's. VERY interesting fact here. When someone asks me about my EX I ALWAYS default to my daughter's dad. I don't think of Mr P. I don't think of Mr Big Man. I wonder why. Any psychs out there let me know what you think of that ...
Regarding the EXs, I told some about mine. How he was not good for me. It was very unhealthy. He told me ... GET THIS ... he said "if you were treated like shit then you deserved it. Only people who allow themselves to be treated that way are. So you deserved it. You deserved all the abuse you got."
eek.
Run Nikki RUN!!! I did. I said thanks for the wisdom and insight on school but I think this conversation is over. {insert flapping hands in an ick motion. you know, to get the shit off your hands!}

beginning again

May 14th, 2009
Did you know it is hard to come up with a nick name for people?
Well I am here to tell you. It is!
We have, ahem, in order of appearance:
Dr PB
Not Matt Damon AKA Stud AKA what the hell do I call this man?
Soccer Star
Dreamer
Joe Schmo

As you hopefully can tell, some of these nick names will not stick. I will write more about them in the next couple of days.
Day 1 I was talking to all of these men. Day 2 when I was to email all of my other favorites my life decided to change and I was not able to email them. I will get to them! I will, I will!!!
So how did my life change, you ask. And if you didn't, same on you, you should have! Well, I have decided to go back to school. Due to this I have been researching schools, pre-reqs and "what the hell do I wanna do with my life". Stay tuned on that topic too!
However I am emailing these guys plus many others. I ALWAYS say "tell me 5 random things". Can you imagine the responses I get?
How about these gems: (all original spellings, I copied & pasted here)
fav position is doggie style so I can see yas ass
dick is 7 does that make ya druel?
I don't have time to tell you 5 random things, what are yours
a spoon, a pencil, a penny, a toothbrush, and a key
ur hot
i live with my parents in the basement
My mother is always bugging me to get married.

How about them apples?! haha!!