Tuesday, May 26, 2009

beginning again

May 14th, 2009
Did you know it is hard to come up with a nick name for people?
Well I am here to tell you. It is!
We have, ahem, in order of appearance:
Dr PB
Not Matt Damon AKA Stud AKA what the hell do I call this man?
Soccer Star
Dreamer
Joe Schmo

As you hopefully can tell, some of these nick names will not stick. I will write more about them in the next couple of days.
Day 1 I was talking to all of these men. Day 2 when I was to email all of my other favorites my life decided to change and I was not able to email them. I will get to them! I will, I will!!!
So how did my life change, you ask. And if you didn't, same on you, you should have! Well, I have decided to go back to school. Due to this I have been researching schools, pre-reqs and "what the hell do I wanna do with my life". Stay tuned on that topic too!
However I am emailing these guys plus many others. I ALWAYS say "tell me 5 random things". Can you imagine the responses I get?
How about these gems: (all original spellings, I copied & pasted here)
fav position is doggie style so I can see yas ass
dick is 7 does that make ya druel?
I don't have time to tell you 5 random things, what are yours
a spoon, a pencil, a penny, a toothbrush, and a key
ur hot
i live with my parents in the basement
My mother is always bugging me to get married.

How about them apples?! haha!!

2 comments:

  1. My inner editor is screaming. Blech, that'd be instant deletes off my list, but I'm weird that way. Hubby constantly using double negatives, mixing up subject/verb agreement, and using phrases like "most betterest" intentionally to get on my last nerve is bad enough.

    I don't envy you. I'm so glad I'm not on the dating rounds anymore! Good luck.

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  2. Don't you love it when they can't properly use their/there/they're, or to/too/two? Drives me crazy.

    Mr. H

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