Thursday, January 29, 2009

Help me Rhonda

September 4th, 2008
Help me Rhonda! Help help me Rhonda!
Holy Hot Shit Bat Man! My sex drive came back. With a force. From out of no where!!! I do not think it has ever been this strong. I mean I had nothing for some time now.It is strong! It is powerful! It has used too many batteries ... poor BOB (battery operated boyfriend).
I was not in a rush or a real need to find a man. Now I kinda am. He is gonna be one happy camper!
Is this how a man thinks? Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. Sex. More sex. Poor, poor BOB.


  1. Sometimes I want to have sex, but when faced with the choice I back out if I wouldn't want to have kids from an unfortunate accident with that guy.

  2. And yes, I've heard of birth control. I've also heard of accidents. I don't take the pill because it makes me sick.


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