Tuesday, May 26, 2009

beginning again

May 14th, 2009
Did you know it is hard to come up with a nick name for people?
Well I am here to tell you. It is!
We have, ahem, in order of appearance:
Not Matt Damon AKA Stud AKA what the hell do I call this man?
Soccer Star
Joe Schmo

As you hopefully can tell, some of these nick names will not stick. I will write more about them in the next couple of days.
Day 1 I was talking to all of these men. Day 2 when I was to email all of my other favorites my life decided to change and I was not able to email them. I will get to them! I will, I will!!!
So how did my life change, you ask. And if you didn't, same on you, you should have! Well, I have decided to go back to school. Due to this I have been researching schools, pre-reqs and "what the hell do I wanna do with my life". Stay tuned on that topic too!
However I am emailing these guys plus many others. I ALWAYS say "tell me 5 random things". Can you imagine the responses I get?
How about these gems: (all original spellings, I copied & pasted here)
fav position is doggie style so I can see yas ass
dick is 7 does that make ya druel?
I don't have time to tell you 5 random things, what are yours
a spoon, a pencil, a penny, a toothbrush, and a key
ur hot
i live with my parents in the basement
My mother is always bugging me to get married.

How about them apples?! haha!!


  1. My inner editor is screaming. Blech, that'd be instant deletes off my list, but I'm weird that way. Hubby constantly using double negatives, mixing up subject/verb agreement, and using phrases like "most betterest" intentionally to get on my last nerve is bad enough.

    I don't envy you. I'm so glad I'm not on the dating rounds anymore! Good luck.

  2. Don't you love it when they can't properly use their/there/they're, or to/too/two? Drives me crazy.

    Mr. H


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